General Meeting

Thursday, 12 March 2026
Breakfast meeting
Apologies
- Gerry, Pippa, Sue P, Sue V.
Birthdays
- Dave C and Jean 
Grace from Paul and another tasty breakfast enjoyed by us.
Bowling 13/03
- Pat has booked 3 lanes - 5, 5 & 4 bowlers per lane. 5.30 START.
Car parking 14/03
- Fully covered. Godfrey will send an email out to confirm shifts.
Walk for water 20/03
- All in hand.
TWAM 18/04
- Encourage your friends and neighbours to lighten their sheds and workshops by
donating the multitude of tools no longer used….
Books for Schools
- Andrew B will be visiting the Demelza Bookshop with £300 to furnish this project.
Board meeting 14/04
- 5 for 5.30 at Kathy’s.
Quiz Night 11/04
- Good quality raffle prizes urgently needed please!
- 37 tickets sold to date.
- Myfanwy, a founder member will be attending.
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Raffle a bottle of Prosecco won by Pat.
Master at Arms
- Dave identified a cornucopia of fines for many of us, including: being Dave’s @#*?
$, treadmill clothes hangers, chest freezer issues, slow lady bowlers,
inappropriate comments and ignoring the President’s bell.
- Cross fines included parking fines due to inappropriate car park selection on
Ringo and parking on loading only single yellow lines and visiting Bluewater for a
birthday treat!
- Today’s poem from Hilaire Belloc:
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good she was very, very good,
When she was bad she was horrid!
Final toast given by Dave C.
Next meeting 19/03 7.30 for 8am, at the Monument.
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