Twa months ago, we didna ken,
yer name or ocht aboot ye
But lots of things have changed since then,
I really must salute ye
Yer spreading rate is quite intense,
yer feeding like a gannet
Disruption caused, is so immense,
ye’ve shaken oor wee planet.
Corona used tae be a beer,
they garnished it wae limes
But noo it’s filled us awe wae fear
These days, are scary times.
Nae shakin hawns, or peckin lips,
it’s whit they awe advise
But scrub them weel, richt tae the tips,
that’s how we’ll awe survive
Just stay inside , the hoose, ye bide
Nae sneakin oot for strolls
Just check the lavvy every hoor
And stock-take, your, loo rolls
Our holidays have been pit aff
Noo that’s the Jet2 patter
Pit oan yer thermals, have a laugh
And paddle ‘ doon the waater ‘
Canary isles, no for a while
Nae need for suntan cream
And awe because o this wee bug
We ken tae be..19
The boredom surely will set in,
But have a read, or doodle
Or plan yer menu for the month
Wi 95 pot noodles.
When these run oot, just look aboot
A change, it would be nice
We’ve beans and pasta By the ton
and twenty stane o rice.
So dinny think yell wipe us oot
Aye true, a few have died
Bubonic, bird flu, and Tb
They came, they left, they tried
Ye might be gallus noo ma freen
As ye jump fae cup tae cup
But when we get oor vaccine made
Yer number will be up.’
Willie Sinclair, March 2020
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more – the city of Bristol.
more - introducing Vivian Maier
more OR What we did on our holiday.
more Poem
more Unable to meet as usual Inner Wheel members remain active and busy.
more Roger and Ruth’s Rambles around Beaulieu
more The story and the poem
more The British presence and rule in India for 347 years has enriched the English language.
more Words written in praise of cow parsley
more What to do with 3000 chocolates during 'lockdown'.
more Dialogue from the film The Court Jester (1956)
more Phil pays tribute to Za's craft circle
more Gerald Manley Hopkins, Alice Notley, Dame Edith Sitwell . . .
more from New Zealand Woman's Weekly agony aunt Dorothy Dix 9 December 1937
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