A week on the barge - 2017
I look like a captain, I wear the captain's hat, therefore I must be the captain.
Slight problem, I'm left handed.
And so it all began...
The sun was shining, the birds were singing. The kingfisher was keeping us company.
And then it bl***dy rained all day.
Are you happy over there?
Couldn't be better.
Service above Self matey.
We're off
Eddie practises his hand-break turn.
Looking anxious
Just because it's raining, we don't see that as an excuse not to open the lock gates.
Tim demonstrates his new skill
And that's how I turn your £10 note into a pack of cards.
Time to relax
Did someone say it was time for another gin and orange?
That's better
Not sure if I can taste the orange in mine.
What did I say before we left?
Montmorency was your responsibility. So where is he?
Couldn't agree more.
I knew I should have made some adjustments before we set off
Nobody's around and I've found the chocky biscuits.
Must be a case of Self Service above Self.
And it all comes to a happy end.
The sun is shining again, the birds are still singing, not sure about the kingfisher.