The annual city of Liverpool Rotary Club Pennine Ale Trail got off to an earlier than usual start this year to accommodate the Lions succumbing to the All Blacks over a hearty breakfast at the Crown. Fortunately, or perhaps not, our train was slightly delayed so we got to watch to the bitter (see what I did there?) end. All aboard at Lime Street, first stop the Station Buffet Bar at Stalybridge station which was absolutely ‘rammed’; having made it to the bar, halves were the order of the day in order to make the next train – quite surprising how many halves you can get through under time constraints! Next stop the Railway Inn at Greenfield – a relatively small pub but with a decent selection, so a couple here, then onwards to the Riverhead Brewery Tap at Marsden and lunch. They brew their own here & pretty damned good they are too. Lunch is invariably pie of some description with chips / mash. Post-lunch, (self-appointed?) Sergeant-at-arms Kershaw PHF held court administering forfeits for various misdemeanors ranging from not wearing Rotary polo shirts to being on the phone instead of drinking - £39 raised for the charity account! We also got a whistle-stop tour of the micro-brewery before departing. It’s usually post-lunch that things start to go pear-shaped & this year was no different; president Alison had to leave early as she had a party to attend, & Steve & Dot did the sensible thing & called it a day. The rest of us headed out to Slaithwaite & the Shoulder of Mutton, which is probably the longest walk from station to pub on the trail. Once done, PPs / PHFs Connolly, Kellaway & Kershaw opted for the correct platform to head back to Stalybridge whilst the rest of us didn’t… & missed the train by a matter of seconds once we’d realized. Most remained on the platform, but a couple of ‘troopers’ headed back into the village for a quick one in between trains. Got back just in time for the train & back to Stalybridge to be re-united. Just about time for a quick one before the final leg back to Lime Street. Until next year…