Fancy a cornet, mother?

Who's this Tom Pool then?

It's TIM Pool - cloth ears -  a well known local musician who plays for the City of Bradford Brass Band.

Brattford!! That's not local

Don't be so daft, it's just a red bus ride away.
Anyway, City of Bradford are a top class band, competing at national level against the likes of Brighouse & Rastrick and t' Black Dyke.
Tim's going to give a talk to the Rotary on Zoom at 7pm on Wenesday 29th July. Who knows, he might even blow his own trumpet a bit for us.

Ow much is this going to cost?

Nothing, Tim is an all-round good egg, and he's doing this for free.
Who knows, we might even see his lovely wife Laura and the talented Bill and Ted!

For free? What a nice lad - I don't suppose he has a motorbike does he?

No.

Oh well, no one's perfect...